mustachecat

Jun 03

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ha.

Watched a shit ton of American Ninja Gladiator or whatever with Jorge

this is so ridiculous

and addicting ><

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Jun 02

worst mistake

watching proposal videos

and that one recent one set to Bruno Mars with the Live Lip Sync?

I died.

Jun 01

XD

I got a hate text. Something about how we aren’t friends anymore and it wasn’t wasted time for her.

yada yada

I thought it was Taylor. Turned out to be a wrong number.

I think she feels bad. I think it’s hilarious.

nightmare-loki:

#best reaction to a zombie in the history of zombie movies

(Source: mcavoyings, via umathurmans)

ocaptainmycaptainmorgan asked: cantelope, sugar babies, yellow flesh, and plain ol' watermelon.

Are you selling any of this beautiful stuff when it grows?

amouthforwar:

bodyc4nvas:

sh00tingstar15:

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

This is perfect.

give me this kind of relationship 

where’s the weed and waffles though

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